Basically a garbage can of everything. Cats? I like cats ~poof~ cats. Struggling with self love and body image and an overwhelming desire and need to destroy myself? Got that too. There is no rhyme or reason to my madness. And that’s okay
Basically a garbage can of everything. Cats? I like cats ~poof~ cats. Struggling with self love and body image and an overwhelming desire and need to destroy myself? Got that too. There is no rhyme or reason to my madness. And that’s okay
To sum up this book in a single sentence - “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”
Yeah, this guy-
Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.
GREEK MYTHOLOGY
The Greek creation myth.
The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.
The story of the Minotaur.
NORSE MYTHOLOGY
Norse creation myth.
Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.
EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY
Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff.
How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.
MAYAN MYTHOLOGY
How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail.
CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY
How God made Eve from Adam’s rib.
The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct.
HINDU MYTHOLOGY
Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.
And this is how he does it.
JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY
The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan.
A story about Tanuki.
AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY
Creation myth
SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY
Creation myth
The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born
The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.
NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY
Do I really need to explain why I feel the Merc with a mouth was involved in the retelling here?
I have this book. I’ve read it about ten times and I love it.
This guy has a whole website
It’s called Better Myths, and it is a GIFT
I need this book!
@infernoking @d20-darling @askkakuro @thefingerfuckingfemalefury @windows-operating-system
“Daedalus, who is a fantastic genius inventor with no sense of right and wrong…”
I lost it at that line :D
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Thor Ragnarok: Valkyrie is bi as fuck
Marvel: *through gritted teeth* lowkey
Thor Ragnarok: Yeah, him too
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considering i probably have a lot of young followers maybe i should try and be a better influence but all i do is say curse words on the internet
genuine advice: be nice. life gets easier after high school. and dont ever start smoking cigarettes. dont judge ppl who do but dont start okay
friendship isnt supposed to hurt and wear whatever clothes you want
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i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over
today is the day
reblog the cherry pie to be ok
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Freud: We’re all obsessed with penises and want to have sex with our mothers.
Everyone else: No? I think that’s just you?
Freud: No I’m pretty sure it’s everyone.
When I started losing weight I noticed people started talking to me or being nicer to me and that my husband started being more affectionate towards me.
I would lay in bed and think “fuck man, people didn’t like me before because I was fat” and I would feel bad. The kind of bad that you feel in your bones, it makes your body ache. I didn’t like to think my worth was directly tied to my weight.
What I’ve come to realize is that it’s me. I’m nicer, im more approachable,I’m in better moods, I smile. People want to talk to me because I want to talk to people. My husband is more affectionate with me because I’m more affectionate with him.
They weren’t measuring my worth by my weight. I was :/
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“can i ask you something?” my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief
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I thought my ED would go away when it became fashionable to be curvy
It didnt
I thought my ED would go away when someone told me I was beautiful
It didnt
I thought my ED would go away when someone loved me
It didn’t
I thought my ED would go away when I ate healthy
It didn’t
I thought my ED would go away when I started having sex
It didnt
I thought my ED would go away when I got older
It didn’t
I thought my ED would go away when I lost the weight
It didn’t
I thought my ED would go away when I thought I looked pretty
It didnt
I thought there were a million reasons it would go away on its own
It won’t
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